signal a
Forbidden Glimpse
The picture leans, audio desyncs, frame breathes. Good—stress the seams.
CHAOS MODE DEMO
Mobile-first CRT page. Use the buttons to open the Chaos panel and toggle everything.
signal b
Maintenance Interruption
Please stand by. Nothing is wrong. Nothing is ever wrong.
ad break
Commodity Dream
It sells you back your own attention. Limited time only.
promo
Tonight at 03:32
The crawl says this is fine.
weather
Static with Chance of Snow
Forecast: intermittent artifacts and gentle drift.
id
WLST — 32 MHz
Licensed to nowhere. Broadcasting to you.